Radiant Comics

I’m feeling nostalgic tonight so I think I’ll write a “Friends” walkthrough. I’m up to Season 7 Episode 8 “The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs.” At least that’s the show I’m up to on my watch list. I haven’t been writing about every episode. I only write them when I feel like and just watch the shows in between writings.

The show originally aired on November 30, 2000. I watched it as it first aired but let me check my calendar to see what else I got up to that Thursday. I worked on a painting all that week. It was a painting I made for a friend. I took an old “Mystery in Space” cover and used that as a basis for about a 30×40 inch oil painting. I copied the entire cover as a painting and then painted shapes and designs over it. It’s hard to describe but I made three comic book cover painting around the turn of the century. I liked those paintings. Let’s start the show.

It’s a Thanksgiving episode. It starts with the bit where Chandler has them playing a game where they have to write down the names of all fifty United States in six minutes. The bit runs all show as Ross can’t get a few of them. I have never been a big fan of frustration humor. I usually just find it frustrating. I remember not loving this bit. Except for Joey. Joey comes up with 56 states. Phoebe comes up with celery. Here comes the song.

Tag (Rachel’s new assistant) isn’t coming to Thanksgiving diner! Oh no! (I’m not sure why I’m supposed to care). Ross gets the states game done and is all cocky about it. Of course he missed one. Make that four! How did he not notice that? Chandler tells us the beauty of the game is that it makes you want to kill yourself! It’s killing me as Ross gets more and more frustrated. Chandler and Ross make a bet. Ross gets no Thanksgiving diner if he can’t get all fifty states. Guess what? This is going to lead to more frustration. It’s a little too much for me.

Chandler and Monica have to go across the street to use Ross’s oven. This gives Phoebe the opportunity to try and sneak a dog she is watching out of the apartment but Ross catches on.

Monica and Chandler make it over there Ross’s apartment and make a few quips but then Monica looks out the window and sees the dog across the street in her apartment. She calls from Ross’s phone to her apartment and demands to know why there is a dog. Chandler claims he’s allergic to dogs so they can’t be there.

Meanwhile Tag shows up. He broke up with his girlfriend so he’s free.

Here comes Chandler bursting into his apartment and demanding to know about the dog. Monica is upset. Phoebe covers up poorly. The dog’s name is Clunkers. Funny name. Once again Chandler claims he’s allergies to dogs but Phoebe says, “That’s odd because this dog has been living here for the past three days.” He’s busted and has to come clean about not liking dogs. As a matter of fact he tells them that he hates dogs. This is a funny scene.

We’re back to Ross being frustrated at the States game. Oy!

Rachel wants to make a move on the recently dumped Tag. Joey has a funny line. And this is the episode where Joey says it’s a “Moo point.” It’s like a cow’s opinion. Classic joke from this series.

Chandler comes out in a pink turtleneck sweater to make a point about the dog. You had to be there but it’s a funny bit.

Rachel goes out onto the fire escape/balcony to comfort Tag. Joey ruins the sweet scene by giving away the info that Rachel likes Tag. That’s the “Situation” part of a situation comedy because no one would ever do that in real life. Rachel’s heartfelt speech gets interrupted by Tag seeing people breaking into his car. She gets no resolution.

Cut to Monica, Phoebe, and Clunkers across the street at Ross’s place. They don’t want to leave the dog behind so they sneak him back.

Ross continues to be frustrated. Oy again!

As they continue to hide the dogs from Chandler he decides to be the hero and bring the dog back from Ross’s apartment. He leaves the door open and then thinks the dog ran away (but it’s really back at his place).

Ross continues to be frustrated. Oy! Oy! Oy!

Now the show is moving fast!

Rachel comes back and is upset that she probably freaked Tag out. Joey gives her some bad but funny advice.

Chandler comes back upset that he lost the dog but the dog is there.

Ross continues to be frustrated.

Joey give Rachel some more funny bad advice.

Tag confesses to having feelings for Rachel too and he kisses her.

Here comes the credits’ scene. It’s the end of the Ross and the states bit as he shows up in the middle of the night looking to have some food. This is the funniest part of the frustrating bit. Except for the Joey parts.

Now I’ll check what was cut from the episodes for syndication. A couple of quick dog hiding jokes from Joey and Ross were cut. The whole pink sweater gag was cut. The setup scene between Monica and Chandler and the scene where Chandler is wearing the sweater. They cut the whole scene with Chandler in Ross’s apartment looking for the dog. They cut the whole scene where Joey is giving advice to Rachel after she screws it up with tag. That was a funny scene! That’s the end of the cuts but a lot of funny stuff was cut out for HD syndication.

My rating for this episode right now is three out of five stars. Maybe it was my mood but I found it only average. Let’s see what I rated it back in 201o. I gave it three stars out of five back then too so average it is.

As a side note I got a “Friends” Funko Pop this week. I don’t really collect them but I saw a Gunther Pop on Amazon for only four dollars so I ordered one on a whim. I got the chase variant where he is holding a “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” sign. It’s pretty cool but also makes me a little sad since the actor who played Gunther has passed away. It sits on my drawing table.

I got a couple of “Dreams of Things” pieces finished this week. I’ve been getting one a week done of them almost all year so it was covers 219 and 220 that I finished. That’s a lot of them all told. I got two of them done this week because I was sick for about a week and a half and got none done then. I wanted to “Catch up” despite the fact that I’m doing these for myself and there is no deadline for them. I just felt a little disappointed that I skipped a week.

I think having that cold/sinus infection changed my sense of color. I’ve gotten three covers done since my head clogged up and the first one was the most weird. I think I just wasn’t thinking as clearly as I usually do and was conservative in my color choices. Nothing bad but nothing about the color jumps out at me.

The second cover I got done was the complete opposite. I ending up using my brightest colors. I didn’t want to use any of my usual color schemes where I use bright and dull colors to move things forward and backward in space. I used all bright colors and nothing sits back in space. It’s one of the zanier covers that I’ve done.

In the third one the color is simple. It’s all blue in the background and green and orange in the foreground. I usually mix things up more than this but I guess after the crazy one monochrome parts would do. The sun in the background is blue though. That’s weird.

I think I might get fewer “Dreams of Things” covers done in 2024. I want to make other pieces. I’m just not sure what other pieces I want to do. I still have to finish my Great Gatsby illustrated edition that I’ve been working of two years now. I’m in no hurry to finish it, there is no deadline on it after all, but I still can’t seem to get those few pieces I need to wrap it up. I did get the cover done but I think I may go with another cover. It’s a piece I did for the inside but I also mocked it up as a cover and I think I like it. I’m going to have to give it some thought.

I only got one 24×36 inch painting done in 2023 so maybe I can work on more of those. I still have four canvases that size ready to go. The one I got done was for the Gatsby project. I had some more planned in that series but never started on them. Maybe I can get back to them.

One piece of equipment that I bought for my photography was a gimbal. That’s a piece of equipment that uses gyroscopes to stabilize photography and video. It cost me about $140. I mainly bought it because I always wanted one for shooting video. Especially video as I walk down NYC streets. The problem with it was that I never once brought it with me to NYC.

Though I figured out how to use it it’s not the easiest thing. The camera or phone has to be attached to it and then all three gyroscopic arms have to be leveled. I don’t think that’s easy to do in Penn Station. That’s where I land when I go into NYC. Any way you cut it I never even brought the gimbal with me all semester. It’s no good if I don’t use it.

I mention this because I just found out about the DJI Osmo Pocket 3. It’s a small camera built into a gimbal. It may be a small camera but it has a big digital sensor. It would do the same thing I wanted my camera and gimbal to do but much more conveniently. The only problem is that it costs over $500. I could actually afford it at this moment but do I want to? That’s always the question. One I’ll have to ponder.

I also just bought a new drawing board. I dropped about $100 on that. I haven’t had a nice drawing board in years (I usually work on a drawing table) so I bought one with a built in parallel rule. It’s a cool board and will replace the one I bought years ago that is lightweight wood that warped over time. The new one is plastic. It’s also being shipped over from England so it’ll take a week or more.

I think I’m going to try and find a new twist on my inkbook drawings that I do every year. I usually fill up a 100 page 5.5×8.5 inch sketchbook with small ink drawings. I usually had about six to nine drawings a page but for the last two years I made the drawings even smaller and had from twelve to fifteen drawings on a page.

I could go back to the bigger size, I could go with full page drawings, I could use a different pen, or I could turn the book horizontal instead of my usual vertical. I’m not sure exactly what I want to do but I want to mix it up. Maybe I’l do all of those things depending on my mood.

One thing I did have a lot of fun with last year was making ink textures and brush strokes to scan in and use digitally. I filled two 38 page sketchbooks, front and back, with marks, strokes, and textures. I had a fun time trying to think up new things to do with ink.

The textures started because I needed one or two textures to use for a Gatsby illustration. I had this blank multi-media sketchbook in my pile of reserve sketchbook and I thought it would be perfect for this task. And it was. I filled up all the front side of the pages in a few hours and then the next day I filled up the back sides with more textures. The second day took longer because I had to think up new stuff to do but it was fun.

What have you been up to lately?

Photo A From eBay Black Plate

I got something interesting on eBay this week. At least it’s interesting to me as an old school comic book production guy. It might not be as interesting to everyone else. It’s the production negatives to the cover of a comic book, Bunny #21 (Harvey Comics), from 1976.

For the last year or two I’ve been buying comic books that have references to Pop Art on their covers. They are mostly from the 1960s and I only have a handful of them but I keep an eye out. I also bought one that has a reference to Surrealism and Bunny #21 references a clichéd version of artist in general. It’s kind of cool.

It turns out that Bunny numbers 1-20 came out from 1966-1971 and then 21 didn’t come out until five years later. Weird. So I had Bunny #21 bookmarked on ebay but I hadn’t bought a copy yet. Then as I was looking at the various copies of it on eBay last week I saw the production negatives for the cover on sale. Shipped they were $50 so I decided to grab them.

What are production negatives you ask? They are part of the process of printing a comic. At least they were in 1976. They don’t really exist anymore in our current desktop publishing digital world. They are around 8.5×11 inch photo negatives of the color separations of the cover artwork.

The way comics were colored back in the day was that the colorist (who was credited in the comics) would paint in the colors to be used in the comic with Dr. Martin’s color dyes over a photocopy of the comic book art. This was called the “Color Guide.” It looked kind of like a watercolor version of the comic book.

Those color guides would go to the color separator. The color guides also broke the colors down into percentages. A 50% red, a 25% blue, and a 100% yellow are examples. The color separator had a copy of the black and white artwork to use as a guide. Sort of like a coloring book so they could keep the colors inside the lines. Then on a sheet of clear acetate (a cell they’re called in animation) they would color in each of the three color plates (Red, Blue, and Yellow).

The odd thing was that they didn’t color them with color. They stuck with black and white because it was faster. So if the color guides called for a 25% yellow the separator would use a 25% grey on the yellow acetate. For 25% red they would use the same 25% grey but on the red acetate. At the end the three acetates had grey ink all over them.

These acetates, the color separations, would then be put on a big graphics camera and photographed at the same size as the separations (around 8.5×11 inches). The negatives from this camera were then used to make the printing plates to print the comic book. These are the negatives that I bought.

Photo B From eBay Black Plate

What good are these negatives? They are really not of much use anymore but they are fun to have. I also decided to see if I could digitize them and make a print of the cover from them. Of course I knew that I probably could so that’s why I bought them.

The first thing I had to do was to scan in the four negatives. This isn’t quite as easy as it would be if they were on paper. A scanner shoots a bright light at whatever it scans and this can reflect weirdly of stuff that is shiny. Negatives are shiny.

These negatives were also “Screened” as they took the picture of the color separation art back in the day. That is how the little printing dots that make up all printed material are made. If you remember Roy Lichtenstein comic book paintings he painted the images he copied with the little dots in them. These little dots are tough to scan in evenly from a negative. The acetate doesn’t lay as perfectly flat as it should so the dots can be slightly uneven. That happened to my scans a little bit.

When I mentioned blue, red, and yellow before those aren’t really the colors of the printing world. Cyan, Magenta, and Yellow are the colors of printing ink. Hence in Photoshop the color mode used for printing stuff is called CMYK (with Black for the K). So I had to scan in each color plate in black and white and then insert that into the proper color channel. I had to put the cyan plate int the cyan channel.

One thing that really helped me line things up were the old registration marks on the acetates. It’s how they lined things up back then. Registration marks are little bullseyes that were put in the same places on the acetates. So just line up all the bullseyes and the colors should all line up. And they did!

After getting all the scans in place in a digital file I had to adjust all the colors. It said right on the negatives that each color only had three shades. 100%, 50%, and 25% of each color was all that was there. All of those were really made up of dot patterns of 100% of the color. It took some fiddling to get it all correct.

Photo C From eBay Color Plates

Back in the day the printers would also make proofs of the color (sometimes called 3Ms) for the published to look at. They would print positives of the color plates onto clear acetates and line them up one on top of the other. That way the publisher could examine each color individually to catch where a mistake was if there was one there. So I decided to do that too.

I bought some clear acetate that I could print on with my inkjet printer. It’s generally used for printing out stuff for overhead projectors and the such and I had never used it before. After some more adjusting of the colors I got each color printed on a sheet of acetate and lined them up like an old fashioned 3M. It looked cool.

I still don’t have the printer settings right for printing on acetate though. I don’t think the colors are quite dark enough. It’s passable enough but I want it to look even better. I’m going to have to do a little more research and try to look up the right settings. But that’s for another day.

A few weeks ago I wrote about giving away art supplies. Now I’ve put together the final list. For those of you following along there are six new things on the list.

As I’ve written before I love art supplies. I especially love trying out new art supplies. As a consequence I have a bunch of art supplies around the studio that I never use. I may have used they once or twice when I first got them but didn’t take to them. Some have been sitting around for over a decade. So I decided to gather them up and I’m giving them to some art students. At least then they’ll have a chance of being used rather than rotting away in my studio.

ShinHan 64 Marker Set — This is the first set of markers that I bought back in 2011 when I set out to create a technique for markers that I would consider “Finished.” Previous to that I used markers in the 1980s and 1990s to make working drawings and color sketches. I bought this set on sale after buying and trying out a bunch of blue markers from this brand.

ShinHan 14 Brown and 23 Blue Markers — Here are the blue markers I bought. There are about twenty of them and before I committed myself to buying a set of markers I worked on a technique in only blue. That simplified thing and helped me work the technique out. I bought these markers back in 2011 too and about six of the light blue colors turned out to be fugitive. The pigment was not lightfast and faded away. The markers are still full of alcohol but they have no color. They’re clear markers. The brown set is a woodgrain set that I bought on clearance and never used. After I bought them I moved on to Copic markers.

PrismaColor Markers — I like to try out different brands of markers and as I was trying them out back in 2012 I bought these PrismaColor markers. I bought about 25 of them in various colors and used them a bit. But they never make the starting lineup because they are not refillable like Copic markers are.

LePen Black Eight Marker Set — I just bought this set of various size markers back in February of this year. I tried them out, liked the .8 size the best, and then bought a box of the .8 size. So I really have no need for all the other sizes. I may as well pass them on.

Rembrandt Pastel Set of Fifteen — This is a really nice set of pastels that have sat unused for around ten years. I wanted to try out pastels since I never had before but I found out they weren’t for me. Patels are a lot messier than I thought they would be. Pastel dust gets everywhere. I found it way messier than paint. Mess aside I never figured out how to make them work for me anyway. So off they go.

Pan Pastel Set of Ten — These were a new thing (at least to me) about five or eight years ago. They’re kind of like working with makeup. They are pastel pigment in a small flat pan (the pans also stack). You rub something into the pastel pan and then rub that on the paper. I could never get anything going with them. I found them too weird.

Set of 30 Colored Pencils — I always think I’m going to find a use for colored pencils. Every so often I see a set go on sale for a good price and I grab them. Then I get them home and they just sit there. I don’t think I’ve sharpened these even once. They barely have ever touched paper. I’ll probably even buy another set years from now and think, all over again, that I can find a use for them.

Set of 30 Watercolor Pencils — These are like regular colored pencils except you can also wet them with a brush and they act like watercolors. I love gouache but I hardly ever use regular transparent watercolor. So why I would ever think that I use these is a mystery but the set sure does look cool. Hopefully someone else can make something with them.

Set of 20 Steadler Color Pens — I was gifted these and never found a use for them. They are sort of like ball point pens for artists. They’re fine lined and I prefer my pens and markers to have a broader tip. Once again they’re a cool set that I never figured out what to do with.

Set of 24 Pans of Watercolor — I bought these just this summer. They’re a cheap set that are sort of like my favorite Pelikan set of 24 gouache pans. I put them aside and didn’t even try them out. I didn’t like the case they came in. I much prefer the Pelikan ones so I’ll stick with those. It’s a cheap set too.

Set of 9 Round Sable Brushes — I got these only a couple of months ago to try out some new brushes. I really only tried out one of the brushes as I was painting my coat. It was okay. I eventually went back to using my normal brushes. These weren’t that expensive anyway. The set was about $20 and that’s what I usually spend on one brush.

Set of Black and White Ink —I have a once ounce bottle of Higgins Black Magic India Ink that I have no idea where it came from. I buy my ink in 16 ounce bottles so I have no need for this random one ounce bottle. The white ink is Japanese and I bought it to try out a long time ago. I don’t remember the last time I used it. So I don’t need it. I just bought a new bottle of Pro White to handle my white ink tasks.

Set of 4 French Curves —It is not easy to find good French Curves these days. They just don’t make them well anymore. As a consequence I’ve bought a lot of them over the years but not all of them make it into the starting lineup. Here are a few that didn’t make the cut. Not necessarily because they’re bad but because they’re not the size I like.

Bic Mark-It Pens Set of 24 — These are the Bic version of Sharpies and I bought them ages ago. So long ago that some of them have dried out. Maybe four of them and the rest are still good. I was thinking about buying a new set so I may as well give the rest of these away. I’m in no hurry to buy a new set since I don’t use them that much but I certainly don’t need two pens of each color.

Foam 36 Marker Holder — This is a marker holder I bought just this year. But I bought a lot of marker holders this year and wasn’t even using this one. Since I’m giving away so many markers I may as well give this away too.

So there is the list of art supplies I’m cleaning out and giving away. I hope the students that I’m giving them to will make things with them.

I got one art supply this week and it was a minor one. I got a box of twelve little glass jars and lids. They are not the most important art supply in the world but I’m glad to have them. Y’see I keep the ink into which I dip my brushes in a similar little glass jar and have since around the early 1990s.

The little glass jar that I’ve been using since way back originally had fabric paint in it. I bought that paint in the mid 1980s. I can’t remember the brand name of the fabric paint but it was everywhere in the 1980s and I probably had a dozen or three jars of it as I used to paint my jean jackets with that paint.

After I used all the paint I kept the little glass jars that they came in. At least I kept some of them. They were nice jars and were one of those things that a person thinks they will have some use for someday. We’ve all got stuff around like that.

One of those little glass jars eventually became my inkwell. Actually a few of them did as I use a few different brands of ink. The jar is two inches tall and about an inch across. I usually buy my ink in eight to sixteen ounce containers and then pour some into the small glass jar.

I like using a small glass jars better than the small plastic one ounce jars that ink often comes. The small glass jar is heavier and easier to see into. When I dip my brush into the ink I like to see exactly how deep the bristles go into the ink. Dipping the brush in blindly is no way to go. I usually top off the ink in the little glass jar every morning or two. If the glass gets down to half full it gets harder to see into.

I’ve thrown out, recycled, or misplaced most of my 1980s little glass jars. I still have about three of them up and running but I used to have more but I don’t remember what happened to them. I know that I’ve never broken one. I could have stuck a few somewhere long since forgotten or I could have finally gotten rid of the ones I never used. Either way they’re not around.

There have been times over the years that I’ve thought to buy some new little glass jars but I never have. I kind of always wanted the same ones but never saw any. It wasn’t until I bought two new bottles of two new brands of India ink that I decided I needed new jars. Plus I wanted the new ink in the same jars as the old ink. So I stared looking on Amazon and eBay. I found all sorts of different jars on those two sites but not the ones I wanted.

It turns out that one of the problems I was having in searching for the jars is that I had their size wrong. I had always thought that the jars were one ounce jars but it turns out that they’re only three quarters of an ounce jars. I think I got that idea from the plastic one ounce cubbies that I’ve bought over the years. They look about the same size but one has walls of thin plastic and the other walls of thick glass. That could easily make up for the one quarter of an ounce difference.

It turns out that Amazon had the most variety of little jars so I ended up looking at a lot of them on there. It seems that all of the one ounce jars were plastic or the wrong shape as they were made for makeup. The makeup jars are wider and shorter than the ones I was looking for but I was leaning towards, at least, trying some of them since they were what I could find. But then I stumbled onto some jars that looked similar to mine.

The similar looking ones were three quarters of an ounce (22cc). The picture looked like what I wanted but often the pictures have no scale. But most things sold online have specifications that you can read if you look around. I read that the jar was about two inches tall by an inch across. I went and measured my jars and they were the same. At $16 for twelve jars I decided to give them a try.

It turns out that these jars are airbrush jars. You fill them with paint and then screw the jar onto the airbrush and it becomes the paint reservoir. After you’re done with that color you unscrew it and put the lid back on. I never paid much attention to airbrush jars before so I always missed them.

One thing I notice about the new little glass jars as opposed to the old ones is that the new once have a gasket/seal on the underside of the lid. This is to keep them airtight so the paint stored in them won’t dry out. The old 1980s jars may have, at one time, had such a seal but they are long since gone. The old jars aren’t quite air tight but are close enough that the ink doesn’t dry up in it very quickly. I’ve had untouched ink in a jar for months at a time and it only dries out a bit. Usually I empty the jar of ink if I don’t plan on using that brand of ink for a while.

Now that I bought two new brands of ink along with the three old brands I already have I’m not only glad to have new jars but I’m glad to have new airtight jars. Some of the jars will probably be sitting around unused for a while. With five types on India ink that’s definitely the way it’s going to go. I even transferred some of the old ink in the old jar into a new one.

That’s a lot of writing about a simple little glass jar but often it’s the small things that are important. I love trying new art supplies and I’m always up for something that’s more efficient and better but if I find the best tool for the job I like to keep using it. That’s not always possible but this time it was.