Radiant Comics

As I write this it’s a mellow summer Sunday afternoon and I feel like writing a “Friends” walkthrough. I think I’ve only watched a single episode since my last walkthrough so let’s see what episode I’m up to. It’s “The One With the Routine” from season six and it is episode ten. It’s a New Year’s Eve episode if memory serves.

It first ran on December 16, 1999 so let me check my calendar to see what I was doing that day besides sitting down on a Thursday night to watch this episode. I’t looks like I was up to a few things that day including starting my Christmas shopping. I even spent $30 at Kaybee Toys. I have no idea what I bought but it had to be a toy of some type. I also worked on some animated gifs for an old site called Uproar. It was the time on the Internet bubble so there was a lot of web graphics work to go around and even I got some. I also started work on one of my photographs. That sounds like a pretty good day.

Now let’s start the show. The gang is decorating a Christmas tree at Monica and Chandler’s. Chandler has an observation about the tree lights. No one appreciates it and in walks Ross. Monica’s controlling neatness jokes ensue. Here comes the theme song.

Here they are at Central Perk and Ross is telling historical stories that no one appreciates. I feel for him. I like history! Joey walks in. He has a crush on his new roommate, Janine, and she isn’t feeling the same. Joey isn’t used to unrequited love. That’s Chandler’s area of expertise.

Janine walks in and announces that she’s going to be on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. She’s English and doesn’t know what it is but Monica and Ross are psyched! That show was a big part of their childhood. Chandler makes a mean fat joke. Ross is such a geek (another reason I like him). Janine invites Ross and Monica to the show and they jump at the chance. This is the main plot for the episode. All the other plots pale in comparison.

Since Janine asked Joey to be her dance partner on the show a discussion happens after she leaves as to if it’s a date or not. The friends are split. Joey plans a midnight kiss even though the show is taped before NYE.

Next we’re on the set of the Dick Clark show and Joey is handing out advice which is to stay cool. Of course Ross and Monica can’t. They both rush up to the director and annoy him with their jokes and enthusiasm. Ross and Monica, as brother and sister, weren’t planning on dancing together but now they have to. That’s a key plot point.

Now we’re at Chandler’s place and a new plot emerges. Phoebe and Rachel rush in to try and look for the spot where Monica is hiding their Christmas presents. Though this is a rather minor plot it’s pretty funny. I remember them milking a lot of solid jokes out to the situation. Chandler stops them but eventually they wear him down and he starts searching too. There is really some good stuff in here.

Back to Ross and Monica dancing. The camera never points at them so they plot to get noticed. Plus Joey is trying to impress Janine with his dancing but the director stops by and gives then each a new dance partner. Now Joey has to plot to get near her so her can kiss her at fake midnight. Lots of sitcom type scheming in this plot line.

Back to the present hunt and they found them. Rachel and Phoebe are disappointed the presents are crappy. Turns out those are the presents Chandler bought. Oops! They don’t appreciate bookends. A couple of Philistines!

More dancing with Joey. Janine is off with “Tall Guy” so Joey tries to sabotage Tall Guy with the old “Throw water on his pants to make it look like he wet himself” gag. This is the weakest of the three plots. I was never interested in the Joey and Janine plot. She was hot but never had much personality. Ross and Monica continue to try and impress. It doesn’t work.

Central Perk again and Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel continue the present talk. They actually think Gunther might know something so Rachel tries to sweet talk him. He has always had a crush on Rachel so he is flabbergasted as Rachel lays it on thick with the flirting. Then he faints. I generally appreciate the Gunther material.

Back to the dancing and Ross comes up with a new plan. They’re going to do “The Routine” from their childhood. A dance number they thought up as kids. Hence the name of the episode. Monica agrees. They break into it and impress me but no one else. The director likes their goofiness and unbeknownst to them wants it for the blooper reel.

Once again it’s Joey and Janine. Joey’s wet pants prank worked and he’s back with Janine. The director yells cut and there is no kiss. End of dance show except Monica and Ross keep going!

Back at Joey’s apartment it’s a chicken and duck appearance! I wonder if this is the last one? More present hunting and this time they find the real ones. Chandler has second thoughts. A Peanuts joke! Go Sparky! Monica walks in and the plot line ends. It was fun while I lasted but we all knew Chandler wasn’t goin to feel good in the end.

Here comes some awkwardness and Janine gives Joey the New Years kiss they missed out on. They finally hook up. Joey getting the girl really isn’t that funny or interesting. He’s the one who always gets the girl.

Back to Monica and Chandler’s apartment and they are recapping the dance show for the three who weren’t there. They’re telling how Joey didn’t get his kiss (little do they know) and a little “Routine” talk. And the end.

Time to look at what was cut from this episode for syndication. They cut the lines with Ross and Monica explaining they were brother and sister. I guess it wasn’t really that important to the plot. They cut the entire scene with Gunther fainting (no way). So they never went to Central Perk to look for the presents in the syndicated version. That’s a huge cut. They also cut the end of the dance scene where only Ross and Monica keep dancing. No big loss there. They also cut the lines where they tell that Joey didn’t get his kiss. There were some good Ross moments in there.

If I were to rate this one today I’d give it four out of five stars. Above average. Let’s see what I rated it in 2013. I rated it four stars then too. It’s a good episode.

Today I’m going to go to my shelf of 8×10 inch paintings, pull one down, take a look at it, and write something about it. A little bit of a look at my past work. According to my calendar I haven’t made any of these small paintings in about six years. It really has been a while. Let’s see what I can find.

I pulled down a painting named “Sand Storm” that I painted on July 25, 2007. It’s July 31, 2022 as I write that so the painting is almost exactly fifteen years old. This painting looks more familiar than most so I may have actually written about it before but I don’t want to look up if I did or not. I think it could be fun to write about the same painting years apart.

After I pulled down the painting the thought came to mind to look up on my calendar what I was doing on that day, as I do with my “Friends” walkthrough blogs, but then it occurred to me that this painting was what I was doing on this day. But I often did paintings in batches of four so I could have done three other paintings at the same time as this one.

The first thing that jumps out at me about this painting is that it’s horizontal. I’d say that only about one in five of my paintings are horizontal. I generally prefer vertical works and I don’t even know why. Maybe that’s just artistic tradition. I think there are more rectangular vertical paintings out there than any other shape and orientation.

The second thing that jumps out at me is that it’s a landscape painting. That’s also a reason that it’s vertical but in general I don’t do many landscape paintings. I like face and figures most. I love imagery and making images that haven’t been seen before. Such images usually include people. I have less success coming up with landscapes and buildings that are new and striking. But occasionally I do.

The third thing that strikes me is the orange sky. I also painted the sides of these canvases and they are also orange too. The first step I took was to paint the front of the canvas and all four sides with that orange and then all the other paint went on top of it.

The orange paint itself looks to me to be a paint that they stopped making. I think it was a Windsor Newton paint and it may have been some kind of Cadmium Orange. I can’t remember the name but I do remember that they stopped making it and replaced it with a similar orange. I have a memory of not liking the similar orange as much but I’ve been using it ever since. After all that’s what the sell now.

As are a lot of people I’m a fan of spirals. They’re not always easy to make but I have a few different types of them. “Perfect” spirals are the hardest. Getting the twist of the spiral just right with the line even all around takes practice. I usually do these type of spirals in an ink drawing when there are just a few of them. In the end the spiral looks like one line but I make it with many brush strokes and build up the thickness of the line over time.

Another type of spiral is the “Wall of Spirals.” This is when I fill a large are with a lot of small spirals. With these it’s not important to get them perfect. It’s better to have the imperfections so that there are many different variations of spirals in the mass of them. Each individual spiral is made with one hand motion with the brush or pen. Sometimes I go back and clean a few of them up but mostly I get it in one shot.

This painting has a third type of spiral. It’s a painted spiral that shows off the brush stokes of how it’s made. It’s sort of made the same way as the “Perfect” spiral but without the line being opaque the colors show through one and other. These spirals are made with a bright yellow, dark brown, and a yellow ochre. You can see the three colors mixing together as the brush drags them around. There is also something Van Gogh-ish about spirals in paint.

Sometimes seeing the brush strokes in a painting gives me a sense of time. I can see the artist’s hand as he or she makes the brush strokes and I can see the time it takes to make them in my imagination. I like that. It can humanize a painting for me.

As an aside I keep calling these spirals but it is really a line with two spirals. One on each end of the line. I wonder if there is a name for that shape? It may have been called a scroll back in my Junior High metal shop. I’m not sure. Junior High was long time ago.

Now for the buildings and fence. I like the way they came out. I’ve done buildings like this other times and I haven’t liked the way they came out but this time it really works for me. I drew them first in black paint (the only black paint in the painting) and then painted in two colors of blue over the black. The blue strokes take on volume and make the building solid. It comes to three dimensional life for me. It’s not a building technique I’ve come to master. I think, in part, because the weird shape of the building is very important to the technique. Unfortunately I can’t draw that same weird shape every time.

The last thing in this painting is the solid ground. It’s made with a brown/red with darker and lighter lines on top of it. It’s sort of a burnt orange so it fits in and enhances the orange of the sky. I like it

One final note is the name of this painting. “Sand Storm.” That looks like a pretty literal name. That’s unusual for me. I more often name things by thinking of word pairs that pop into my head and they rarely have a literal connection with the drawing. This painting looks like a sand storm. How odd.

I finally looked and I did indeed write about this painting back in 2017. Here it is! Sand Storm Blog Post #1

I keep a calendar. A digital one. If I have any kind of appointment in the future I put it on the calendar but that’s not the bulk of the things written on my calendar. It’s mostly filled up with things that I did or made on any given day. If I work on one of my Gatsby illustrations I make a note of that. If I do a 6×9 inch ink drawing then that gets typed in for that day.

I started keeping a calendar that way back in the late 1990s. It was on a paper calendar back then and there was less space per day but it worked at the time. The reason I started keeping a calendar was to keep track of what art I finished and to give myself a sense that I had gotten stuff done. Usually I make a drawing, it gets filed away, and I don’t see it again. That is not a recipe for a sense of satisfaction.

I mention this because keeping a calendar can sometimes change my sense of time. Or at least it makes me contemplate time in a way I don’t normally do. Years ago I actually entered all the notes from my 1990s paper calendars into my digital one so that I could easily access them. So now if I want to look up what I did on any given day 20 years ago I can. That’s kind of cool. And a little strange.

It doesn’t have to be my deep past that gets me contemplating time either. I usually write in my calendar the day I do something or maybe the next day if I was too busy or maybe forgot. So I look at the calendar about every day. I also copy and paste the repetitive stuff that I do rather than type it. So if I ink a “Dreams of Things” cover I look back to the last day I inked one, copy the “Inked ‘Dreams of Things’ #141 cover,” paste it in a new day, and change the number.

I mention this because just yesterday I marker colored a “Dreams of Things” and when I went to enter it into my calendar I noticed it had been two weeks since I marker colored the last one. For some reason that struck me as a longer time than I imagined.

I’ve written a couple of essays in the last month about how I was having trouble getting art things done but I was still chugging along and finishing things. I think that art malaise has distorted my sense of time a bit. I thought back to those two weeks and they seems to have passed very quickly but uneventfully. That’s a strange combination.

To make things even a little bit weirder is that I’ve now gotten two “Dreams of Things” covers marker colored and finished. It’s really not even that weird that I haven’t finished a cover in that two week time. It’s probably happened over and over. I even got a lot of other things done in that time. I even pencilled four new “Dreams of Things” covers over the weekend that are ready to be inked. I could just be that my calendar reminded me that time is passing and I somehow hadn’t noticed time recently. You’d think with writing in a calendar every day that I would.

Another thing I noticed when contemplating time and my “Dreams of Things” covers is that my images can have groupings. A month or two ago I noticed a few of my covers in a row had big faces in them. It wasn’t a conscious choice but it was how things worked out. After I finished these last two “Dreams of Things” covers I put them on the easel side by side and they had some things in common too.

Each cover has a large main figure and two more smaller figures in back. The compositions aren’t really the same but there is some similarity to them. Plus the coloring I did share some common elements. Each has a primary color main figure with a couple of large elements of green in them. I didn’t plan any of this but sometimes when things are close to each other in time whatever artistic elements that are in my mind can make groupings all on their own.

After I finished marker coloring “Dreams of Things” #143 it struck me that I haven’t put in an art supply order in about three months and I wanted to look into buying some new markers. I don’t actually need any new markers right now but that doesn’t mean it isn’t time to start thinking about it. There is that time thing again. There is a time for planning to buy art supplies and a time for buying them. Figuring out which is which isn’t always easy.

So I went onto the art supply website and started looking at the colors of Copic markers that I don’t already have. I have about 110 colors so I’ve got a lot of them. I ended up picking out another 15 of them. But at around $6 a piece plus another $6 a piece for ink refills I was up to $180. I don’t really want to spend that much on markers right now. So I guess it’s not the time.

Here is the kicker. The day after looking at markers I worked on “Dreams of Things” #144. The one I mentioned before that is similar to #143. It turned out it is really similar in color too. I mentioned the main figure and big green areas but a lot of the other color motifs were similar if not the same. The two really do make a pair but maybe I could also use some new color markers to choose from. I’ll buy them some time.

I got no new covers marker colored in two weeks and then two in two days. Now I have to figure out what to do next. Maybe another one? Maybe ink one of those four that I pencilled over the weekend? I don’t know. Time will have to tell.

Part of being an artist or creative type of any kind is looking at your own work and figuring out what you like about it and what you don’t. You have to be able to figure out what you did right and what you did wrong. Hopefully there won’t be too much wrong but you also have to examine what you are saying with your art and if you’re getting that point across. A lot of self examination goes on.

My art tends to be strange and weird. It comes from a dreamlike place of the subconscious and is not always relatable to a wide group of people. This is just the way it is with me and I go with it. When I think about trying to please people with my work, a general mass of people that is, if inhibits me. I lose my train of thought. Including the audience in my creative process makes me hesitant and timid. Whenever I try to do it I end up making mediocre art.

You might ask why I would think about the audience as I’m making something and that’s because I want my art to be popular. All of us creatives want success and popularity except it’s a very rare thing that we really have no control over. Sometimes putting the audience into my thought process gives me the illusion that I can control how popular something will be. That though is quickly proved wrong when I make a bad piece and no one cares.

I bring this up because one of the things I often think my work is missing that would make it more popular is sex appeal. I see plenty of artist who can draw sexy people well and they get popular because of it. My work tends to be on the intellectual side and is dripping with strange images. There isn’t a whole lot of sex appeal in that.

I’ve developed some themes over the years that have sex appeal. My “Painted Ladies” and “Swirl World” series both are about pretty women and the female figure but I still can’t play it straight and I have to add weird shapes and drawings to the bodies. That’s what makes it interesting to me. It doesn’t seem to be nearly as interesting to other people.

Last winter (2021-22) I got it in my head to do some sexy pin-up art cards. I did a few of cartoon women in bikinis and a friend said, “If you’re gonna do then don’t chicken out. Make them nude drawings.” So I made some nude pin-up art cards. They came out nice and I was going to try and sell them on Ebay (I think seeing others sell them was what got me interested in the first place) but I never did. I grew disinterested in them. Once again making something just for an imagined audience didn’t hold my attention. Without my own weird twist on them I lost interest.

I bring up this subject because I decided to work on another of my “Covers to Comic Books that Don’t Exist” series. I’ve been making a lot of “Dreams of Things” covers over the last few years but those ones don’t have much sex appeal to them. I’ve still got some of them in the pipeline but instead I decided to make some in my “Fascist Planet” series.

I haven’t done any “Fascist Planet” covers in years because they’re hard to do. They’re weird and twisted. I think they first started with me trying to add some sex appeal to my cover series but then it took a dark turn. I’m guessing I got bored with the sexy angle and started drawing strange stuff into the covers. They ended up going down a sexy horror angle but without a wink and a nod to tell the audience that everything was okay. Just a joke.

There is nothing shocking about these covers. They’re not exploitation covers but I think that makes them more out there. We all know what sexy exploitation art is and can easily recognize it when we see it. I don’t quite recognize what these “Fascist Planet” covers are. Neither do most people. But they hardly get to see them.

When I decided to do some more “Fascist Planet” covers I made some thumbnail sketches. I drew about six of them and none of them got me going. On my computer I have a folder of reference photos that I’ve collected over the years. Since I wanted some sexiness I scrolled through the folder labeled “Reference Women” and looked for something I could work with. I found a twenty year old photo of a women in the lotus position. Being so old it was low resolution but it still was good enough for me.

I’ve been using my iPad and Procreate to draw from photos these days. I can use my Apple Pen and draw right on top of the photo. I sketched out what I wanted and then printed the sketch onto a 9×12 inch piece of paper. I drew just the woman’s body on that piece of paper, scanned it in, and then printed that drawing on an 11×17 inch piece of paper.

It’s on that 11×17 inch piece of paper that I drew my drawing. The “Fascist Planet” cover. That’s when all the weird stuff came in. The woman got horns, a strange outfit, spikes, and sharp teeth. She became a sexy devil but a weird disturbing sexy devil. Those pointed teeth kept her from being a “wink-wink” sexy devil. Without them she looks like an attractive women cosplaying a devil. With them she becomes creepy. Then I added the tentacles she is sitting on.

Years ago I kind of reversed Japanese tentacle porn in some drawings and instead of having the tentacles going at the women I had the tentacles coming out of the women. It adds a good horror element to a sexy drawing. I went for something similar her if a little tamer than I used to do it as it looks like she’s just sitting on tentacles here.

With the main figure done the background became atmosphere. I leveraged a drawing I had already made to get the composition of the background but then I had to figure out the details. I went with sharp stuff. Building became teeth. Hopefully it’s no place you want to visit.

So that is what I was doing this week. Bringing sexy back. But in a weird and scary way.